The test indie makers have been locked out of.

Voodoo ran this test on 2,000 games. They kept 42. You get to run it once, on our money.

Thirty days. $500 of my money on your app. Three KPI gates, cost per install, activation, day-7 ROAS, with the kill criteria signed at intake so we are looking at the same numbers and we already agreed what they mean. At day 30 you get one of three verdicts, and the Scale Report either way. Scale-ready, and I will show you what a Publishing Deal looks like. Fixable, and the report is your exact roadmap. Apply every recommendation in full, re-apply, and a fully implemented update earns another funded round. Kill, and you walk away having spent thirty days, not your own money, with the report, the reason, and the door open for the next thing you ship. There is no version of this where you leave with nothing. Not an agency. Not a course. Not a tool. The test.

Three verdicts. One promise. You leave with the Scale Report either way.

Most makers worry about the same thing before they apply. What if I am not one of the winners? Here is the honest answer. The verdict is about your app's paid economics right now, not about you. Whatever it says, you keep the Scale Report, your 30 days in writing.

The Scale Report

  • Your three KPIs measured on real spend, your actual numbers against the bands.
  • The one place your funnel breaks, with the evidence.
  • The verdict, and the reasoning behind it.
  • The specific, prioritized changes that would move it.
  • What Vincent would do next with your exact app.
  • Your re-application path: apply every recommendation in full, then re-apply for another funded round.

Scale-ready makers get a Publishing Deal. Everyone else gets the clearest read on their app they have ever had, and an open door. There is no empty-handed.

First, the basics. This takes a few minutes.

We have a hard $1K MRR floor. It is not a judgment, it is the line below which paid acquisition cannot pay back yet. Under it, the free diagnostic is the honest first step.

A screenshot of the last 3 months from Stripe, RevenueCat, App Store Connect, or Play Console.